三脚猫部队
6.0 |04月15日 06:49 |HD中字
简介:

  笨手笨脚的拉里(王牌接线员拉里 Larry The Cable Guy饰)刚刚度过他人生中最糟糕的一天,极度郁闷的拉里决定约上他的邻居比尔(比尔·恩格瓦尔 Bill Engvall饰)以及从小玩到大的好友埃弗雷特(DJ·考尔斯 DJ Qualls饰)一醉解千愁,趁这个周末好好散散心。正当“蠢蛋三人组”喝到尽兴的时候,他们居然被一个军官误认为是开小差的士兵而被莫名其妙地赶上飞机,准备派到伊拉克战场作战。更离谱的是,“蠢蛋三人组” 被错误地空投到了墨西哥的陌生小镇上,三人还信以为真以为他们正身处中东,决定大干一场。当地军阀卡洛斯·桑坦纳(丹尼·特乔 Danny Trejo饰)残暴不仁,危害百姓。“蠢蛋三人组”在误打误撞下,竟然阴差阳错地从一伙强盗手中解救出了被围困的村民。一时间,三人成为了小镇人民心中的大英雄。

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  Novelist Larry Donner (Billy Crystal) struggles with writer's block due to his resentment towards his ex-wife Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), who stole his book and garnered mainstream success and critical acclaim with it. Owen Lift (Danny DeVito) is a timid, middle-aged man who still lives with his overbearing, abusive mother (Anne Ramsey). Owen fantasizes of killing his mother but can't summon the courage to bring his desires into fruition. As a student in Larry's community college writing class, Owen is given advice by Larry to view an Alfred Hitchcock film to gain some insight into plot development. He sees Strangers on a Train, in which two strangers conspire to commit a murder for each other, figuring their lack of connection to the victim will, in theory, establish a perfect alibi. Having overheard Larry's public rant that he wish his ex-wife dead, Owen forms a plan to kill Margaret, believing that Larry will respond by killing his mother.
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  After two unsuccessful attempts, Larry flees the Lift home when Mrs. Lift recognizes him as a suspect from a news broadcast about his ex-wife's disappearance. He boards a train to Mexico and, surprisingly, Owen and Mrs. Lift come along so as to avoid having to lie for him. During the journey, Larry's patience with Mrs. Lift reaches its pinnacle when she impolitely gives him advice on writing. He follows her to the caboose with the intent of throwing her from the train, but stops short when she almost falls off on her own. Owen begins having second thoughts about having his mother killed and comes to help Larry rescue her. Mrs. Lift is grateful at her son for saving her, but unappreciative of Larry's help and kicks him, resulting in him losing his balance, landing on the tracks, and breaking his leg.
  During his recovery in the hospital, Larry discovers Margaret is still alive; she simply fell overboard by accident and was rescued by a Polynesian fisherman whom she has decided to marry. Much to his annoyance, Larry learns Margaret plans to sell the rights of her ordeal for $1.5 million dollars. On the advice of a fellow patient, Larry chooses to free himself of his obsession with his ex-wife and instead focus on his own life, thereby freeing him of his writer's block.
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上映时间:04月15日 04:40
主演:迈克尔·J·福克斯 Michael J. Fox,Julie Warner,Barnard Hughes,伍迪·哈里森 Woody Harrelson
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  斯通是一个技术精湛的外科大夫。在赶往好莱坞霍布斯医院就聘整形医生这天,斯通因紧急避让路中间的三头水牛而连人带车冲进了格雷迪小镇埃文斯法官的围栏内。作为处罚,埃文斯法官判决斯通到格雷迪小镇义务服务三十二小时。格雷迪是位于南卡罗莱纳州境内的一个盛产南瓜的小镇,这里民风淳朴、邻里友善,美中不足的是惟一的大夫赫克先生因年龄太大而不能胜任医院的工作。听说镇上来了一名大城市的医生,以往门可罗雀的医院一下子忙得不可开交,前来找斯通看病的人络绎不绝。
  由于自己一心要去好莱坞,所以斯通觉得在格雷迪小镇上的每一个小时就像度日如年,尽管包括镇长尼克尔森在内的每一个人都对斯通的到来表示最诚挚的欢迎。但困于撞坏的车子一时难以修好,斯通只好强忍着不开心,继续接待着每一个前来就诊的患者。此时,斯通认识了露。露是医院的救护车司机,和丈夫威尼离异后,露自己带着一个四岁的女儿生活在格雷迪小镇上。工作上的接触,在斯通和露之间产生相互的爱慕之情,考虑到恩瑞也在追求露,斯通始终没有正式表白。
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