人咬狗

　　当两对恐婚男女阴差阳错决定结婚，婚礼现场大瓜频出，秒变八卦修罗场。面对婚姻这场爱的冒险局，他们会选择勇敢踏入还是转身离开？

　　一个新郎不小心在牙买加的一个swingers度假胜地预定了他的目的地婚礼和蜜月。

　　皮特（史蒂夫·马丁 Steve Martin 饰）是一位精明强干的律师，虽然处处谨小慎微的他难免给人一种神经质的感觉，平日里亦将大部分的时间花在了工作之上，但热爱家庭忠于妻子凯特（珍·斯马特 Jean Smart 饰）的他总的来说仍旧不失为一个好男人。可是，即便如此，凯特最终还是选择了离开，这让皮特百思不得其解。
　　一次偶然中，皮特在网络上结识了一位化名“女王”的女子，女王的谈吐和学识都令皮特倾倒，更巧合的是，女王也是一名律师。皮特鼓起勇气决定同女王见面，然而，出现在他眼前的这个名叫莫顿（奎恩·拉提法 Queen Latifah 饰）的胖女人却让他大跌眼镜。莫顿不仅根本不是律师，其真实身份竟然是一个逃犯，而坚称自己清白的她找到皮特只有一个目的，那就是帮她打官司。

　　惠宜（张可颐 饰）天性好赌，只要是和赌有关的任何事情，她都想在里面掺一脚，只是惠宜的运气似乎极差，大多数的赌局她都以失败告终。一天，在一条游轮上，惠宜又上了赌桌，和往常一样，很快的，她的兜里就输的一毛钱也不剩了。气愤之中，惠宜来到甲板上散心，偶遇了勤杂工毕比特（雷宇扬 饰），毕比特告诉惠宜，她之所以运气这么差是因为没有按时祭扫已经去世的双亲的墓。
　　信了毕比特的话，惠宜决定祭祀一下仙人，才发现双亲的墓地早已经长满了半人高的杂草。在除草的过程中，惠宜误将垃圾倒到了隔壁的墓碑上，这下可好，寄宿在墓碑上的烂赌鬼彻彻底底的缠上了惠宜。

　　阿辉（李国煌饰）是殡仪馆员工，负责清洗尸体、守夜、盖棺等杂物。阿辉两袖清风，一无所有，唯有满腔待人的热忱，和崇尚社会美好的赤子之心。他如少男情怀般暗恋着殡仪馆的化妆师宝珠（邵美琪饰），却不敢表白。
　　有一天，诡异的事情发生了！阿辉发现自己竟然能和鬼魂沟通。这些鬼魂都是殡仪馆的“客户”，因为阿辉能通灵，他们要求阿辉帮它们完成一些未了的心愿……

　　为了泡到一个男朋友，结婚狂（阿雅 饰）碰见魔术师高明（锦荣 饰）后，便告诉对方自己怀了他的孩子。高明落跑，结婚狂在好友男人婆（张馨予 饰）、万人迷（刘凡菲 饰）、哈妹（黄一琳 饰）的帮助下从成都飞到台湾，上演“千里寻夫”的戏码。
　　在台湾，结婚狂历经艰险找到高明，但害怕承担责任的高明利用表演魔术的机会再度逃跑。这其中，色房东（范逸臣 饰）因为喝醉而与四位女生“同睡”一张床，为逃避责任，色房东也开始帮结婚狂寻找孩子的爸爸高明。
　　事情发展到最后，好姐妹们发现原来这是一出闹剧，因为结婚狂根本没有怀孕，只是她的臆想。但此时，高明对结婚狂的态度已经好转，色房东也开始与结婚狂眉来眼去……

　　UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
　　Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
　　Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
　　The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
　　The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
　　After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.

　　西门庆（金城武 饰）、金毛强（罗百吉 饰）和处男辉（苏有朋 饰）虽为感情十分要好的死党，但对爱情的态度却截然不同。纯情的西门庆爱上了名为阿音（朱茵 饰）的美丽女孩，然而，让西门庆没有想到的是，自己第一个喜欢上的女孩，其真实身份居然是自己同父异母的妹妹。
　　尽管西门庆和阿音在职场上有着诸多的争吵，但西门庆心中对于阿音的感情却越来越深。然而，阿音喜欢的却是她的上司，可她并不知道上司早已经有了家室，而自己在不知不觉之中成为了第三者。西门庆和处男辉将事情的真相告诉了阿音，阿音伤心欲绝，就在此时，风流成性的金毛强企图乘虚而入，向阿音展开了热烈的攻势。

　　盗版影碟贩子扎法曾是一名电影临时演员，因为妻子要和他离婚，扎法决定放弃这份不合法的工作，转而去和他的老搭档拍一部名叫《巅峰-恶魔的覆灭》的电影，这是一部在1977年搁浅的科幻片。一场和他的菜鸟搭档别开生面，滑稽搞笑又不失煽情的拍摄历程由此开始了。

　　布鲁克斯 (诺亚·琴蒂内奥饰) 巧妙地为大学筹集资金，他开发了一款约会应用。在这款应用中，他为你能想象到的每一种情况都扮演着“替身”男友的角色。通过一周中每晚做一个不同的人的旅程，他发现真正的布鲁克斯根本不是他想的那样，令他惊讶的是，他爱上了他梦想中的真正的女孩。

　　本片由彼得·西格尔([初恋50次])执导，贾斯汀·扎克汉姆([遗愿清单])操刀剧本。故事围绕大型零售商女店员(洛佩兹饰)展开。她努力让人生与众不同，更要向世人表明街头智慧的强大。凡妮莎·哈金斯在片中饰演年轻的消费品公司执行官。

　　The general manager at a highway-side ''sports bar with curves" has her incurable optimism and faith, in her girls, her customers, and herself, tested over the course of a long, strange day.