清朝中叶,内忧外患,传统崩溃,民生凋敝。小男孩杨露禅额头天生肉角、相貌奇异,却只会吃和傻笑,大家认定他这辈子只能混吃等死,唯独杨母(舒淇 饰)认为儿子露禅(袁晓超 饰)天赋异禀,将来必成大器。随着年龄...
一名年轻男子不请自来,参加学校的戏剧排练,以防一群老师和古怪的父母把他女友的儿子开除
Novelist Larry Donner (Billy Crystal) struggles with writer's block due to his resentment towards his ex-wife Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), who stole his book and garnered mainstream success and critical acclaim with it. Owen Lift (Danny DeVito) is a timid, middle-aged man who still lives with his overbearing, abusive mother (Anne Ramsey). Owen fantasizes of killing his mother but can't summon the courage to bring his desires into fruition. As a student in Larry's community college writing class, Owen is given advice by Larry to view an Alfred Hitchcock film to gain some insight into plot development. He sees Strangers on a Train, in which two strangers conspire to commit a murder for each other, figuring their lack of connection to the victim will, in theory, establish a perfect alibi. Having overheard Larry's public rant that he wish his ex-wife dead, Owen forms a plan to kill Margaret, believing that Larry will respond by killing his mother. He tracks Margaret down to Hawaii and follows her onto a cruise ship, apparently pushing her overboard while she tries to retrieve an earring that fell out. Owen returns from Hawaii to tell Larry of Margaret's death and that Larry now "owes" him the murder of his mother, lest he inform the police Larry was the killer. After having spent the night drinking alone during the hours of Margaret's disappearance, Larry panics because he lacks a sufficient alibi. That, along with a news report announcing the police suspect foul play, convinces Larry he's the prime suspect. He decides to stay with Owen and his mother in an attempt to hide from the police. Larry meets Mrs. Lift, but despite her harsh treatment of him he refuses to kill her. Eventually, when Mrs. Lift drives Owen to the breaking point, Larry finally relents and agrees to go through with the murder. After two unsuccessful attempts, Larry flees the Lift home when Mrs. Lift recognizes him as a suspect from a news broadcast about his ex-wife's disappearance. He boards a train to Mexico and, surprisingly, Owen and Mrs. Lift come along so as to avoid having to lie for him. During the journey, Larry's patience with Mrs. Lift reaches its pinnacle when she impolitely gives him advice on writing. He follows her to the caboose with the intent of throwing her from the train, but stops short when she almost falls off on her own. Owen begins having second thoughts about having his mother killed and comes to help Larry rescue her. Mrs. Lift is grateful at her son for saving her, but unappreciative of Larry's help and kicks him, resulting in him losing his balance, landing on the tracks, and breaking his leg. During his recovery in the hospital, Larry discovers Margaret is still alive; she simply fell overboard by accident and was rescued by a Polynesian fisherman whom she has decided to marry. Much to his annoyance, Larry learns Margaret plans to sell the rights of her ordeal for $1.5 million dollars. On the advice of a fellow patient, Larry chooses to free himself of his obsession with his ex-wife and instead focus on his own life, thereby freeing him of his writer's block. A year later, Larry has finished a novel based on his experiences with Owen and Mrs. Lift entitled Throw Momma from the Train. Owen visits and informs him that his mother has died (of natural causes) and that he's going to New York City for the release of his own book. Unfortunately, Owen reveals his book is also about their experiences together. Thinking his book has been scooped, an enraged Larry proceeds to strangle him, but stops when Owen shows him the book is a children's pop-up book called, Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry with the story drastically altered to be suitable for children. Months later, Larry, Owen, and Larry's girlfriend Beth (Kim Greist) vacation together in Hawaii, reflecting on the final chapter of Larry's book. Larry and Owen's books have now become best-sellers, making them both successful writers as well as close friends.
沃尔特(布鲁斯·威利斯 Bruce Willis 饰)是一个将所有精力都投注到了工作上去的工作狂,因此感情生活一直都是一片空白。某日,上司派遣沃尔特去参加一位重要客户举办的宴会,因此沃尔特开始焦急的寻找一个能够作为女伴陪同他出席宴会的女性。沃尔特的弟弟泰德(菲尔·哈特曼 Phil Hartman 饰)将自己的小姨子纳蒂亚(金·贝辛格 Kim Basinger 饰)介绍给了沃尔特,实际上,泰德希望能够撮合沃尔特和纳蒂亚的这段姻缘。 纳蒂亚什么都好,就是酒品不好,因此,泰德对沃尔特千叮咛万嘱咐,让沃尔特一定好好看着纳蒂亚,别让她喝多,可是意外还是发生了,喝醉的了纳蒂亚在宴会上闹出了一堆的笑话。
一直被教导做等待王子来营救的女主,反思为何不做自己的公主,甚至是变成精灵去帮助他人,演绎了一段诙谐风趣的独立女性的喜剧....
A group of teenage girlfriends deal with life after high school.
明朝护龙一族里的卫小保,被革职赶出京城。出游扬州时,偶然看到偷跑出宫玩的皇上,卫小保心生担忧,遂追上去查看,不小心撞破了倭寇的一场阴谋。卫小保勇敢的和倭寇斗智斗勇,将皇上救出,将倭寇的阴谋粉碎。
这是一个混乱无序的家庭,在一场灾难发生之后,痛不欲生的母亲,态度冷漠的哥哥和严肃古板的父亲--而15岁的比利成为了家人之间保持联系的唯一纽带。当比利准备采取行动时,对于自己和这个家庭而言,都将是翻天覆地的变化。
在清洁公司YMM打工的五个平凡少女,平日里经常被如鬼一般可怕的女社长怒骂,她们战战兢兢,不敢妄动。某天,女孩们在森林中清扫时,居然发现一具美丽少女的“尸体”。她们利用挪威死亡金属乐队的神秘仪式成功复活了这个女孩,不过死尸女孩的背后隐藏着一个危险的秘密…
有这么一对好友,她们是同是20岁的伊尼德(索拉•伯奇 饰)与丽贝卡(斯嘉丽•约翰逊 饰)。虽然她们性格十分迥异,但她们还是常常待在一起,讨论发生在她们周遭的人与事物,她们向对方表达自己对现实生活的看法,或褒或贬。就这样一直如此,持续着她们的友谊。 两人开始疏远是在高中毕业以后。丽贝卡开始工作了,伊尼德却想到另外一个地方继续学业,两人不太同步的生活开始令双方的价值观产生了变化,她们身边各自有不同的人出现,有各种不同的事情发生,现实把她们从彼此的生活中渐渐拉走了,生活又将会为她们带来些什么?
在福利院长大的无臂女性福佳艺(佟丽娅 饰),没有被生活掩埋,反而天生有着一股不服输的劲儿,活成了一颗倔强的种子。她与同在福利院长大的听障少年福满多(黄明昊 饰)情同姐弟,两人一路相互支撑。姐弟俩平静的生活被一个突如其来的婴儿(罗三穗 饰)打破,由此也唤醒了佳艺对生活的全新渴望和追求。面对随之而来的矛盾和抗争,民警张扬(李宗恒 饰)、福利院院长李梅(刘丹 饰)、年轻女性张俪(曾梦雪 饰)逐一登场。面对善与善的残酷对抗,这对福利院姐弟该何去何从?