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　　风水玄学大师车震（杜汶泽 饰）自幼好色，如今沉溺于烂滚，与好友导演王晶卫（邹凯光 饰）、医生陈十三（彭浩翔 饰）两人气味相投，结伴于欢场不知疲倦。车震忙中出错，与两名女子约会在同一时间的同一饭店，只得楼上楼下串场掩饰，虽然最终被识破，却在此中结识了和他同样脚踏多只船的女兽医周志玲（周秀娜 饰）。不久，因车震房事事故，二人再度相见，周志玲自感对车震产生感觉，但又不确定能否与同样烂滚的车震相处，在姐妹的建议下，周志玲向车震提出交往，但条件是三个月内对方不得做爱且不可出轨，车震欣然应战。然而他除了要应付周志玲姐妹们的轮番引诱，还要面对昔日女神何嘉欣（童菲 饰）的出现以及富家子利兆楷（刘浩龙 饰）对周志玲的追求……

　　看起来老实忠厚的历史教师的格伦·兰道夫（大卫·克罗斯David Cross 饰）随同在网上结识的女友翠茜·斯科特（朱莉娅·斯代尔斯 Julia Stiles 饰）来到朋友艾玛（艾琳·海耶斯 Erinn Hayes 饰）和皮特（布雷斯·米勒 Blaise Miller 饰）家参加派对。进门前翠茜特别叮嘱了几条绝对不可提起的禁忌话题，但是拙于言辞的格伦尴尬之极仍不免触雷。原本欢声笑语的聚会因皮特和艾玛的离婚宣言而被紧张气氛所笼罩。雪上加霜的是，隔壁那个总穿着生化服的怪邻居哈尔向他们通报了一则惊人消息：市中心发现放射性武器，辐射计将蔓延到他们的住地。小小的房子内，不同性格的男女，爆笑连连，却又哭笑不得……
　　本片荣获2012年埃德蒙德国际电影节评委会大奖观众选择最佳影片、2012年新奥尔良电影节观众奖最佳影片。

　　影片讲述了退役拳击手阿里与盲女哈扎尔之间的爱情故事。年轻漂亮的哈扎尔因意外双目失明，但倔强的她拒绝让失明阻碍她的正常生活，也拒绝让失明妨碍她与阿里的微妙关系。他们的命运之线相互交错，演绎着扣人心弦的爱情故事。阿里那充斥着暴力与黑暗的过去如幽灵般始终缠绕在他心头，为了保护心爱的哈扎尔，他却情愿再次以身涉险。他们二人的命运又将会如何？（豆瓣电影字幕翻译2.0小组）

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　　A brilliant and outragously funny satire of society, 7 December 1999
　　Author: Dave Joerg (joerd000@mail.zdv.uni-mainz.de)
　　"Flodder" is one of the funniest movies ever made and few people realise that it is a Dutch movie made by none other than the Holland version of John Carpenter, the famous Dick Maas, author and director of the thriller "Amsterdamned". The Flodder family is the reincarnation of the term a-social. When the whole family bunch, basically all bastards, criminals and sluts must be relocated from their City slum because of toxic waste under their house, the city council house no choice. The only available space is in the "Zoendal" - the "Sun Valley" the best area in Amsterdam where all doctors, snobs and businessmen can afford to live their lives. And where the central point of interest and politics is the tennis club of the community. The Flodder family brings devastation to the tranquil world that ruled before. They are simply unbelievable. The characterisation is incredibly funny, beginning with Ma Flodder who searches other people's trash cans for food or making illegal liquor in her cellar and ending with the eldest daughter who is the biggest slut on earth. Together they make the most horrible family imaginable, a sort of immoral mirror image to the Brady Bunch or the Waltons. When the City counsel of Amsterdam hoped that the Flodders would show their good will to be more civilised in their new area, it turns out that Holland's most famous family would rather bring out the worst in the rich people of "Sun Valley"-wonderland. The rest is a hilarious, brilliant and well made social satire that can be watched as a provocative movie as well as a straightforward comedy. Dick Maas at his best. I salute him! Flooder was the Dutch smash hit in 1986 and brought two sequels and a tv series. All of the sequels were nice but not as great as the original.
　　Flodders (1986) is available on DVD in Germany in a dubbed German version in Dolby Digital 5.1. under the name:
　　"Flodders -Eine Familie zum knutschen"
　　Why is First Floor Features, the producer of the movie not bringing the Dick Maas blockbusters out on DVD in the Netherlands, I wonder. The are not even available on video there. These movies have so much potential, still to this day and have a huge silent but true following.

　　一场严重意外让班（Pablo Pauly 饰）进了复健中心，连洗澡、更衣、走路都无法自理，遑论上场打他最爱的篮球。班在中心里认识的新朋友皆是四肢瘫痪、下肢瘫痪或创伤性脑损伤的重度身障者，一群人被生理障碍折磨到精疲力尽、互相谩骂却又彼此提携，并一同学习耐心的重要。他们挣扎着踏上「重生」之路，经历一段混杂成功与挫败、泪水与欢笑的旅程，途中结识各式各样的人——痊愈，并非孤军奋战。

　　本节目借由最新资讯，追溯英国皇室如何在过去100 年来，挺过权力争夺和政治倾轧。

　　一个另类的富二代苹果不安于奢侈的生活，却怀着大义之梦，想学绝世武功来拯救世界，一身名牌的他离家出走，无奈沦落街头乞讨。后遇到耿直豪气的女店长樱桃，两人由于之前的过节，一直矛盾不断。樱桃是一个得到高人真传的武林高手，而傲气的苹果却不知情，一再触碰樱桃的底线。整部片充满青春、励志、喜剧、功夫的元素，剧情跌宕起伏，笑点十足。

　　14-year-old Hervé is an average teenager who lives with his mother and struggles to cope with his libido impulses, unprepossessing physique and mediocre intellect. His major preoccupation is dating a girl. Unfortunately, in this area, girls keep turning him down. But he hasn’t given up hope yet. One day, without really understanding how, it seems that Aurore, one of the prettiest girls in his class, actually likes him. Camel, his best friend, who is heavily into hand jobs and porn films, persuades Hervé to try to sleep with Aurore. Hervé boasts of his virility when he is with Camel, but when he is with Aurore, it's a completely different matter.
　　2009 Cannes International Film Festival – Director’s fortnight

　　多浪迪警官被关在了监狱之中，他必须要找出能让自己成功越狱的方法。思来想去，多浪迪警官想到了一出妙招：他要在监狱里举办一场足球赛。这场足球赛的参与者将是监狱服刑人员和狱警组成的足球队。而多浪迪警官测期望自己能在足球比赛中趁乱逃出监狱。

　　当五个最好的朋友在一次家庭聚会上聚在一起时，他们必须面对他们的谎言带来的欢闹和温馨的后果，发现他们友谊和爱情的真正深度。

　　设定在不久的将来，经济上面临挑战的加利福尼亚州创立了一项大乐透玩法：你需要在日落前杀死赢家，才能合法领取他们的奖赏。刚搬到洛杉矶的凯蒂(奥卡菲娜)意外发现自己中奖，她必须和业余头奖保护者诺尔(塞纳)合作，确保能活到日落，以领取数十亿美金奖励。与此同时，诺尔的竞争对手、同为保护者的路易斯(刘思慕)也想一路护送凯蒂到日落，来获得丰厚的佣金。

 45岁的亚当经营着一家犬舍。他是个善良慷慨到近乎天真的人，却深陷抑郁与生态焦虑。通过新购买的光疗灯技术支持热线，他结识了同样45岁的蒂娜——来自安大略北部，一位生活安稳、温柔至极的母亲。他们通过电话长谈数小时。而当相见时，一切天翻地覆：亚当直面专横的父亲，蒂娜抛下丈夫与孩子，迷幻药被吞服，生意炸毁，犬只四散。总之，他们相爱了。